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Saturday, November 08, 2008

Why is it called a blow-job when it's actually a suck-job?

LOL. I got this question from a person, but I don't think that that person would want his/her identity disclosed.

Fellatio, is also known as oral sex performed upon the penis. It may be performed to induce orgasm and ejaculation of semen, or it can be used as a foreplay prior to vaginal or anal forms of intercourse.

Fellatio is also commonly known as "blow-job" or "giving a head".

Now why is it called a blow job when there's hardly any blowing involved in the process?

The name came from one of 3 possibilities:
  1. Victorian slang for a "below-job" (as in below the belt), for the volcanic reaction of the resulting orgasm. It is allegedly an old Victorian slang term that was commonly used to describe the act.

  2. "The common slang term blow-job is a misnomer (a wrong or unsuitable name), as blowing is not normally part of fellatio. In fact, blowing air into a partner's penis is an unhealthy practice. It is most commonly thought to be a facetious (not serious, intended to be funny) use of "blow" as the opposite of "suck".

  3. However, there is a third school of thought that believes the word "blow" in "blow-job" indicates the climax of the penis (compare to blowing of a volcano).
*These info was found from the internet from a variety of web sites.

So what do you guys think? Any extra info you guys would like to share?

30 comments:

Zues said...

Nice one nice one.. Haha..

Yi May said...

Very funny. :)

justin_5 said...

er..blow? suck? anything lah..as long as we know what it means...hohoho.. they can even call it girl's job(but that will be too sexist)but(if guy blow i dunno lah..) hohoho..but any name oso dun care le...

~Wong~ said...

Malaysia famous Penal Code section 377

377A. Carnal intercourse against the order of nature.
Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

377B. Committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

377C. Committing carnal intercourse against the order of nature without consent, etc.
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another person without the consent, or against the will, of the other person, or by putting the other person in fear of death or hurt to the person or any other person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than five years and not more than twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.


In short, oral or anal sex with or without consent is illegal in Malaysia, even between husband and wife. So, think twice! :P

JunJun-Riko said...

wong:
LOL. NICE ONE!!! DAMN... MALAYSIA IS ONE HECK OF A WONDERFUL COUNTRY TO LIVE IN. XD

JC said...

What do you mean by a molest session huh? Who are you going to get for me? LOL.

And what a good topic for blogging. Making my night. LOL.

kuyanin said...

@ Wong: ..."In short, oral or anal sex with or without consent is illegal in Malaysia, even between husband and wife. So, think twice! :P"

any act, sexual or otherwise, done against the will of another, thru coercion, employment of force, intimidation, deceit or machinations, is an actionable wrong not only in Malaysia but also in other parts of the world where rule of law prevails.

kruel said...

As much as I am taking the risk of confessing I have experience(s?) in this matter, I would like to say I was really enlightened with this posting. So much so, although been here before, first time I commented. When are you going to do a topic on cunnilingus (which I also have experience in)

justin_5 said...

omg..kruel soo experienced..but.. arent you malay??

justin_5 said...

sorry double post..and kruel..arent you study law?? and u still do illegal things? .............. i guess all humans are the same..

kornykornelius said...

you got sooo much sex topic to dig in and share out... my god u do most the time leh... lolz

JunJun-Riko said...

kruel:
haha.. thx for dropping by. i've been to ur blog quite a few times too.

justin:
lol. make it this way la, men will always be men. XD

kornykornelius:
ur name reminds me of my friend, horny cornelius. XD anyway, it's just something someone asked me, so i just did some research on it. =) im innocent like an angel.

CheLeMi ChaNg said...

Why cannot ur blog don have tagbaord de??
Haiz.. why can ppl so sarcastic to others. So moody la..

Jordan said...

Of alllllllllllll things a sweet girl like you can post, it just gotta be this !

Tiffany said...

Interesting topic. I remember 'Sex and the city', Amanda said:" It is not as simple as it seems or else it won't be call a JOB." LOL. Should hunt up that episode, she did a whole 'how to do blow job' demo in it. Very funny. She showed all the techniques, skills and control of your mouth and tongue and breathing. It is really hard work and job to do it ( demo by Amanda.)

The Chinese names for blow job is even funnier than English ones.

Those u read in poems they sometime use : Blow flute. blow trumpet ..etc..

justin_5 said...

who sarcastic? me? hohoho

JunJun-Riko said...

jordan:
it's an info ma... nth wrong.. XD

tiffany:
serious? i din watch sex n the city. mayb i should google it n watch the part she teaches how to blowjob. XD

justin:
hahaha.. u're the person who left the most sarcastic comment in this post la. XD

justin_5 said...

oh..hehe..sorry if i offended anyone.. just..u know..their religion is like a very tight religion.. so..i didnt imagine they will do it.. but nvm.. i guess my guess is wrong..

vialentino said...

i wonder in BM, wat does it call...hisap batang? or makan aiskrim?

JunJun-Riko said...

via:
i can't seem to find what is blow job in bm. i guess there never really invented that word since it was against their religion?

BernardC said...

Blow job as in blow u away..

Anyway, ur comment on Halloween...
of course u can't win because:
(1) u won a phone oledi lo
(2) u went for honeymoon ma wif doctor
(3) if u win again, i bang my head on the wall again...
(4) idk wat else to say...

In short, u can't win, haha...
but i don think i'll win either...

Ish...too much commenting...good day wif ur doctor..bye bye

Andrew Chua said...

voluntary oral intercourse also can lead to 20 years jail + Whipping?

wow... maybe they think that if you like blow jobs, you'll love S&M too... so give you 20 years of whipping in prison...

JunJun-Riko said...

bernard:
u're so bad... T_T

andrew:
lol.. GOOD one.. XD i LOVE malaysia. XD

Chris_Ian™ said...

all men love blowjobs...hahaahha.. coz men are just MEN. lolss..

BalloonJoker said...

huh?? U are comment on my "blow-job"?? kekeke...

DAI said...

Yup... Wonder what's with da blow?? I'm confused, a lot with that term.. maybe la bcos of ejaculation or I dont know..

Ashleyteng said...

so... have u and Dr Darren done it? xD

JunJun-Riko said...

ashleyteng:
LOL. it's illegal in malaysia to let anyone else know. XD

Ashleyteng said...

ok ok i "understand" ! :P

JeN said...

intersting..
but seem tat all the ppl in the world ald know tat..